Si Mi Tía Tuviera Cojones, Sería Mi Tío. Meaning in English

Mexican Slang Meaning

Spanish: Si Mi Tía Tuviera Cojones, Sería Mi Tío.

Type: Saying

Literal Meaning: If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.

Analogous Saying: If the “if” weren’t there, the devil would be a preacher.